How to Win at Monopoly
Of course, I already knew all of this, having not lost at Monopoly since the first time I played back in 1988.
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2 comments:
My trick has always been....BEEE THE BANKER! and slide yourself an extra 100 every now and then. Simple and effective.
You would.
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