Sing Praises

Over a year ago, after my father’s glowing recommendation, and my new found capability for producing disposable income, I signed up for Netflix. As anyone who is not a first time reader can attest, I love movies. I originally signed up for the modest 2-at-a-time unlimited (no monthly limit) plan for about $14 a month. When my “queue” of movies for which I was waiting reached 200, I upgraded to 3-at-a-time for about $17/ month. Do I watch $18/month worth of movies, you’re god damn right I do. I work those Netflix couriers to the bone, and if I don’t hit my full capacity I make up for it the next month. I have been hanging onto one movie: Isle of Wight Festival 1970: A Message to Love, because I am admittedly addicted to hippie music/culture. In between acts like Jimi Hendrix, The Doors, The Who, Joni Mitchell, Miles Davis, Moody Blues, etc, there is actually a plot involving the appearance of about 550,000 people who came to the festival with absolutely no intention of buying a ticket. Tickets were 3 pounds a pop (which a rough calculation works out to about $30 today) and the festival promoters ended up having to let them all in, for a net loss on the festival of somewhere in the order of, let’s say $10M of today’s dollars. Anyways, the point is, if I hold onto a movie for longer than a couple days, its kind of like I’m back to being on the 2-at-a-time plan. Due to the changeover time, i.e. mail it to Baton Rouge, process, mail back to NOLA, 3-at-a-time is necessary if you want to watch a movie every day. Who would want to watch a movie every day? Someone with 320 movies currently waiting to be watched, with new ones coming out every week, that’s who.

Netflix has a rating system that allows you to rive a number of stars to movies, and it uses your rating to suggest movies to add to your queue. At 320, I need help adding to my queue like I need a hole in the head, but if I only watched movies I’d heard of, then I wouldn’t be able to watch a movie every day, not that I actually watch a movie every day, but if I could, you better believe I would. I’ve rated 1,457 movies. I’ve only watched about 50 since signing up, and one that I watched I didn’t finish because it was too bad. Anyways, that’s an overall average of 3.5 movies per month, which is way below my goal, but for much of that time I was on that 2-at-a-time plan. Since I upgraded about two months ago I’ve seen 20 movies, at an average of ten a month. Let’s do the math, 12 months of $14 a month saw 30 movies (there was a transition period of about a month when I moved, and they sent a bunch of movies to the ghosts that were living at my house, so we’ll just chalk up those $14 to being an idiot and excuse them from the calculations so: ) 11months X $14per = $154, $154/30 movies = about $5 per movie, which (I haven’t been to blockbuster in years so I wouldn’t know but) sounds about average. Now, since I upgraded, 2 months X $18 = $36, $36/20 movies = about $2 per movie, which is a pretty sweet deal unless you live near one of those cheap theaters that plays second run movies, which we, unfortunately, do not have her in New Orleans.

Around the same time I upgraded to the 3-at-a-time plan, I also bought an HD-DVD player, all the better to see Clive Owen’s milky complexion. What I meant to say was Rosario Dawson’s yoo-hoo-ey complexion (Children of Men was the first HD-DVD I got, Clerks II should be in my mail box when I get home.) The difference between DVD and HD-DVD isn’t quite as dramatic as the jump from VHS to DVD, but its close. What I’m not sure of though, is whether the films shot in the 7/80’s that are being released on HD-DVD were shot in high enough def for it to be worth it. It doesn’t really matter, because Netflix sends you HD-DVDs or Blu-Rays at the same price as the regular DVD’s.

I kind of want to get a Blu-Ray player, likely in the incarnation known as the Playstation III, because this business of a format war is killing me. The fact that there are tons of movies I can’t see in HD because the studio is buddy-buddy with Sony instead of Toshiba is absolute horseshit. I’ve heard that the last format war, between VHS and Betamax, was pretty much decided when the pornography industry chose, for some reason unanimously, to use VHS to distribute their wares (thus ending the prominence of the XXX theaters you see in movies.)